The phrase “All you can eat.” when used to make a restaurant sound appealing.

How TV detective series tend to start with a young woman running through a forest at night, barefoot, terrified, escaping from some unseen assailant.

The Bachelor

Leaf blowers

Tiny house tours. I used to like them, but I watched too many of them and now I hate them.

Black liquorice.

Plastic. Using precious water to wash plastic for recycling but feeling compelled to do it anyway.

When actors prepare something to eat in a scene and then they don’t eat it.

The word staycation.

The phrase “going forward”

When everything has to be “aligned”

Aphids

Dogs bred to be so large and intimidating that they can’t play with other dogs cause other dogs are afraid of them even when they’re gentle.

Dams

The phrase free gift

Payday loans

“Live Laugh Love” decor feature on walls

Bad peaches

The phrase “Let that sink in.”