Moustaches.

Performance reviews.

When you order sushi and it comes with salad and the glob of wasabi falls in the salad and you eat a great mouthful of wasabi by mistake. I hate it when that happens.

When you buy presto logs and they smell bad and give you a headache. That’s just not cosy, and that’s the whole point of a presto log,

When you buy lettuce and you have every intention of making a salad. Time passes. And then one day you say, “I’m definitely going to make a salad today,” and you go check on your lettuce and it’s turned into soup, but you’re not in the mood for lettuce soup.