Ok, I haven’t posted anything for a while because I am lacking in even the most basic ambition and am a ne’er do well, but this was too much…here are some more phrases I really object to….

Let that sink in – NO. No I won’t, go to hell with that phrase. I may have mentioned this phrase being awful before but no one listened, as usual, so it bears repeating.

Sliding into my DMs – Stop it! Stop it at once! You sent someone a message. No one wants to hear that you slid into their DMs. It sounds objectionable and of this moment -and this moment definitely sucks and social media is a boil on the face of humanity. I rest my case. If you want to be a human boil, use this phrase often.

The PM has been crystal clear about… – Methinks the PM may have lied a few times in the past and just recently, especially just recently, like today even, he may have lied in a crystal clear voice about a certain Christmas Party at #10 Downing Street while everyone else was ordered to lockdown or else. It’s possible. So definitely stop using this phrase when referring to Boris and stop using it at all because it always means that you are trying to be really murky about something really shoddy. So there. Don’t let it happen again.

Damn it, I’ve run out of phrases that annoy me and that is really annoying. Oh wait, here is another one.

Step out of my comfort zone – No! Don’t step out. Stay right there so I can walk away from you.

Ok, I’m done for now, but I’m watching you.